This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
Wow. Good medicine.
jemma simmons in every episode:
↳ f.z.z.t. (part 1)
When you joke about something in a video game and it actually fucking happens
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
I’ve been called “missy” before to my face, and lemme tell you that shit is just not on. Like ever. Have also had fingers snapped at me. Like, what, you think I’m a fucking dog? ‘Cause no. Just…
the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else
with my best friend